Saturday, April 15, 2006

You can call me J, you can call me MJ, but ya' doesn't have to call me Mad Jack Flint



My pirate name is:


Mad Jack Flint



Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

Comments:
I got that one on my first try. But then I got a better one on the second.

Hey..... DID YOU STEAL THIS FROM ME????!!!!

(turns into the Incredible Hulk)
(breaks things)
 
I figured you probably stole it from my link at Nicole's so I thought it was fair game.
 
JR, after a long day laboring in the fields (lawn) I RESENT the OVERT political nature of this post!!!

But I still went for the name:

Dirty Jack Cash
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

Okay... that'll do!
 
Seneca,

Makes you wonder how the computer can recognize the smell of a day doing yardwork, doesn't it?
 
i shall now be called "black william cash" arrr
 
You shall now call me "Confused".
 
There were far too many "none of the aboves" for me, but I muddled through and ended up with "Black William Flint". I dunno - maybe chicks can't be Pirates?

"Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!"

Sparky I like.
 
Buy Danish,

First you added (the original) over at ml's and know we are both Flints. People are going to start talking.
 
And I have a son named Jack!
 
I did mine a while back and it turns out my pirate name is:

Black Roger Bonney

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
 
Black Roger Bonney,

You are the cutest pirate ever, but where's your eye patch?
 
No eyepatch here, it would only cover up my blue eyes. I do wear glasses, though.
 
Buy Danish,


Not oly does AlienCG make a damn fine looking pirate, he also has a polka band that plays acid-rock clarinet music in Amish country venues.
 
AlienCG,

I've had that whole tour of backwater towns you discuss in your profile, including spending a week in Houston. Now that might not sound so bad until you find out this Houston was in Mississippi. (It probably still is in MS, luckily I'm not)
 
All I have to say in response is....

Watertown, South Dakota
 
I'll see your Watertown and raise you an Alma, Georgia....wait maybe you win, why do we need multiple Dakota's anyway?

North, South, Fanning...
 
I can beat your Alma, GA with a Maple Lake, MN. Population, 1137
 
Sure but in Alma I had to fix the communications system in a meat packing plant. Much to my surprise that consisted of more than someone yelling, "Kill the spotted one!"

I made it to Blue Earth, MN in winter once, but they have nearly three times more people than Maple Lake.
 
what about grand island, ne? fly in to their thriving air terminal on a plane where the pilot turns around from the cockpit and asks if we (yes, all 3 of us) if we are warm enough. it is a treasure chest smack in the middle of nebraska!
 
mgc,

At least they didn't turn around ans ask if anyone wanted to take their turn landing.
 
Well that was fun. Did anybody else end up with a name that started out "Dirty"? I said I bathe daily, but I'm considered smelly?

Where do you find this stuff, and why aren't you on vacation already?
 
Well hey, I posted the same link during "Talk Like a Pirate Day" 2005. So I was there first! ;)
 
OO,

I don't think this pirate name generator is very imaginative. Maybe Nicole used it up when she posted it way, way back in 2005.

Nicole,

What can I say? I'm just the dollar store to your Mart.
 
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