Thursday, June 15, 2006

Need help?

Our very own Devil Doll has agreed to either sooth your soul or slap you silly. I don't think you get to choose which. For example:

devil doll said...
dear mystified,

there's actually a place near warner robbins' air force base that specializes in comedy and "redneck" music. i can't think of the name of the fourlane highway at the moment - but you can't miss it.

i supppose it depends on your "potential" date. personally, i'd prefer the motel bar - nothing like buck teeth and bud light to get you in the mood. the quick trip might be good - but only after the lovin' - some funyons and gatoraid can go a long way. and don't forget to dig deep in the wallet for some newport menthols.

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