Saturday, February 03, 2007

Helpful Hints from Boortz

HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions: (and maybe say goodbye!).

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link

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It looks like the Islamic Doomsday Clock.

Wouldn't it be hysterical if you could somehow lock that into ml's site at the AJC; countdown somewhat slowed.

When the leftists come in with their "hysteria" posts, I get a visual image of orangatans running down a path with their arms in the air over their heads. A massive exit of hairy monsters. Oh to be a fly on the wall.

Speaking of running people off. I was tooling around today and got directed to a left-wing political blog. All topics were political but headers (pics) were gaping playboy shots. I just didn't get the connection.

I think I'm sick....Aaagghhpllsst.

...and no, I won't tell you where it is, you might get contaminated. (Smile)
 
It looks like you somehow dug up the countdown mechanism for my supervillain doomsday device. But when it hits zero there's stock footage of atomic weapons tests in New Mexico.
 
Looks like my prediction on OV's response at ml's was wrong. I give him/her too much credit.

He/she really isn't very quick. If he/she had any intelligence, he/she could have prevailed.

RW & LuckoDull - 2 pts. each

OV - 0 pts.

Dare I go to Wooten's. I dropped in early this morning, and it wasn't looking too good.

I was immediately attacked. I just don't get that. I'm harmless.
 
@@,

All that happened at Wooten's was Blowhard just spending the afternoon modeling his brand new red rubber nose.

El Patro,

Why wouldn't I be surprised if you were behind this?
 
I went thru the trouble of consulting the dictionary:


Main Entry:
1par·rot Listen to the pronunciation of 1parrot
Pronunciation:
\ˈper-ət, ˈpa-rət\
Function:
noun

2 : a person who sedulously echoes another's words

and that is RW the Original Pussy and B-a-a-a-a-h Danish, the original sheep in a nutshell.

that is all you two do: constantly echo each other.

and then Right Wing the Original Pussy hides behind B-a-a-a-a-a-h's skirt.

Do a google on "right wing parrot".

I dare you.

That's all you people in a nutshell.

you get your marching orders from your fantatic and wrong headed venomous "leaders", and parrot that tripe ad nauseum.

I'll bet you can't wait to post this on your front page. Good!! Hopefully, your parrot-in-arms will learn something.

As I suspected, you loons were on Wooten's blog throughout the day, parroting each other, and daring to call someone else a "parrot".

but then, RW the Original Pussy never let irony or the truth stand in his way.

now run along and set your clocks. The Wooten blog opens in about 25 hours. I suspect you loons will be counting the hours. Then you can post your "squawk and awe" to your heart's content.

BTW, RW the Original Pussy - Huge kicked your sorry, sanctimonious ass today.

*snicker*
 
My, my Parrot,

They still haven't changed your cage?

Technically speaking Wooten's blog doesn't close, but for those that don't know how to save a web page it reopens in just under 13 hours.

Have a nice evening Midori, I hope Blowhard stops by so the two of you can rub beaks and look into that little mirror hanging by your water cup.
 
RW,

Wow. Midori looked up the word parrot.

I don't know whether to be impressed by her "intellectual curiosity" or doubled over laughing at the fact that this was even necessary.

Although, it IS a two syllable word, so I can see why that might present a challenge for someone like her.

I have "scientifically" deduced that she has a crush on the Huge Junk Scientist and is buttering him up so he'll agree to be a cage mate. Or maybe she just needs someone to split the rent and help keep the floor tidy.
 
Buy Danish,

It probably is the roommate plan, but that floor isn't going to get any cleaner.

I'm curious about where Midori the Parrot looked the word up though. It starts with listen to the pronunciation so maybe Blowhard really is a spoiled little kid and she looked it up on his Fisher Price "pull the string to find out what animal I am" game.
 
After seeing Midori's post here, I couldn't resist. Had to check out Wooten's.

I really don't understand why the "parrot" reference upsets Midori so much.

Golly Midori, you've called me worse things than a parrot and I don't bristle from it.

Did you just sit, observe, & read at Wooten's or were you the one telling the nasty jokes? The "P" word got sensored over there, but here it is in "all your glory".
 
RW,

I hope Huge Cage Mate realizes what he's getting himself into.

Midori is a high maintenance parrot and the girl is going to want some bling.

And here's little parrot humor to keep her entertained when he runs out of money (which won't take long).
 
Buy Danish,

That joke link has the same mosquito you sent me after at Drudge that time. The joke is too good to leave it over there.

Parrot Sex

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair all different colors, green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared.

The young man said, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

 
RW,

Next up - Huge Cage Mate is going to accuse me of Squawking them with all these Google links.

Yuk Yuk Yuk.
 
Buy Danish,

I think squawking them is a compliment. There is a Midori that performs in a field rushncap is intimately aware of too.
 
RW -- I swear, Barbie had nothin' to do with Midori's cipherin'!
 
Honu,

I don't think the parrot was cipherin', she's just misguided and a little fowl mouthed.
 
RW,

Midori plays Texas Hold 'em?

Kidding.
 
Buy Danish -- your links are freakin' hysterical. I'm sure that will draw Midori's ire, but even she has to get a little laugh out of them.

All I have to say is, I'm sure glad I'll never have to meet Midori in person. . .she's one angry dudette. Wonder if DebbieDoRight aka SusieHomemaker is her roommate, or cubicle mate or neighbor or sister or something. Sheesh, I've never heard two women use the "p" word so resourcefully.
 
Buy Danish,

It's not skiing, weight lifting, square dancing, or speaking Russian that I'm talking about either.
 
Honu,

I stood up for DebbieDumbAss the other day and she gave the credit to jbmlaw who was only egging on the racist rantings of tftt against her. See if I ever try to intervene on her behalf again.
 
Honu,

You should see the links BD is sending behind the scenes if you think these posted here are hysterical.
 
RW,

And it's not Heteroduplexes, that's for darn sure.

I gather you like the "music" I sent :)
 
Buy Danish,

It isn't nanotubes either. The music was interesting, but it felt a little voyeuristic since it was supposed to be Parrot and Blowhard.
 
RW,

I know what you mean.
 
LOL

RW, the original pussy, I didn't know you were having a family reunion

http://search.ebay.com/talking-parrot-toy_W0QQfnuZ1QQfsooZ1QQfsopZ3QQxpufuZx

I had to leave the Super Bowl party just to stop by and way "Hi" and to give your family my best regards.

It sure is a whole bunch of you.

Your Mom ever think about using birth control?

Must be awfully tiring cleaning up all of that bird poop off the floor.

I haven't checked the Wooten blog yet to confirm my theory that you've left a few squawk and awe turds over there.

I have a wager going with a friend.

Don't disappoint me now, RW the Original Pussy.
 
Parrot,

Didn't you used to go by Midoriliz?
 
huh huh, huh huh

Midori said Pussy
 
i bookmarked this!

priceless!
 
I think Midori likes us over here.

She's beginning to visit more often.

I'll bring the sunflower seeds and we can all enjoy.

I am the hostess with the mostest in RW's absence.
 
@@, stop lookin at my joke!
 
mcg:

I can't look at your joke? Drat!

But laughter is an essential part of my life. (Smile/Wink)

If you're missing RW here, you might want to go over to the sports bar. There's betting and everything going on at that place.

It's a "speak easy" kinda joint. The password is Mangolias...Magnolias...Mongolians?

Oh well..."mangos" something?
 
Who can help me with .httpaccess ?
where i can fined full information about .httpaccess file syntaxis?
 
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